George Vanderlaan

Biography

My first goal is always to tell a good story that resonates with people emotionally. My second goal is to make them laugh. My third goal is to go get something tasty for lunch. My fourth goal is to trick everyone into thinking I’m cool and normal. My fifth goal is to train an army of rats to start a militia and take over New York City. My sixth goal, apologize to New York for trying to take it over with rats, in hindsight it was never a very well thought out goal.